All I want is to hear my bullets fly out when I press those buttons, and not when I’m headshotted exactly 60ms later, kthxbye.

All I want is to hear my bullets fly out when I press those buttons, and not when I’m headshotted exactly 60ms later, kthxbye.
All this fuss when setting up my HyperX headphones is making me super unhyper.
We all know bass makes it “happen.” Everybody likes things that make it “happen.”
Just wanna play some games and watch some movies. How do I connect these freaking earcups to my huge, new TV quickly?
Why are all Bluetooth headphones black? And more importantly, why mine won’t work?
3.5mm? Bluetooth? USB? HDMI? I just want sound and mic!